How to Get What You Want - Crib Notes from Sweetie

Step 1: Acquire toy of your choice under the guise of purchasing it as a birthday gift for your cousin.
Step 2: Lovingly care for toy all the way home lulling your mama into a false sense of security.
Step 3: Once home, open box when mama is not looking and 'decorate' toy with biro.
Step 4: Share your new treasure, the world's noisiest toy, with your siblings.
Step 5: Remind your mama that this treasure is much more than just 4 plastic hippos. It is the visceral beauty of saturating yourself in pleasure, joy and companionship.
Thank you for the lesson, Sweetie. Mama needs reminders now and then.
Breathe in.
Breathe out.
Heart full.


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