How to Get What You Want - Crib Notes from Sweetie
Step 2: Lovingly care for toy all the way home lulling your mama into a false sense of security.
Step 3: Once home, open box when mama is not looking and 'decorate' toy with biro.
Step 4: Share your new treasure, the world's noisiest toy, with your siblings.
Step 5: Remind your mama that this treasure is much more than just 4 plastic hippos. It is the visceral beauty of saturating yourself in pleasure, joy and companionship.
Thank you for the lesson, Sweetie. Mama needs reminders now and then.